The Taken King definitely improved on some of the bullshit we all dealt with when it came to Destiny. But there is one dark bit of evil that Bungie has yet to purge from our galaxy: the Cryptarch. More sinister than all the Fallen combined, this butt hole insists on holding out on the best loot after we have slaved all night to protect Earth's last city. The dudes over at Mashed put together this funny little animation of exactly how we all wish we could take out our deeply rooted frustrations on the Cryptarch.